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Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Banana Man, the host of "Nogizaka, let's eat!"
Nice to meet you! I'm Nogizaka-chan!
Yakiimo (roasted sweet potato)
Himuro-san, could you tell us today's topic?
Yodakken-san in the shopping district!
What's this?
She's been a unique character since the beginning of her career,
but recently she's been bringing in tricky episodes no matter what you ask her about.
"Three-dimensional Yoda Yuuki"!
Tonight, she'll be asking Yoda various questions and giving interviews,
and she'll be giving quizzes!
Together with the members, we'll get a closer look at her true self!
This is Yoda-sensei, the main character.
But Yoda isn't here.
Yoda isn't here?
Let's say Yoda is in another room.
Okay.
Yes!
Oh, Yoda!
Today's quiz is about Yoda!
No, I'm a little confused.
Really?
When I got my schedule, it said 'Yoda Quiz'
I was like, 'Did I do something wrong?'
That's great.
It's totally normal, but...
That's right! Yoda is actually...
In 'Nogizaka's Average Point Queen Quiz'...
Yes, that's right.
Since she's been chosen as a queen, she's actually an average point master!
That's unbelievable!
You can't believe it, can you?
That's also supposed to be the case.
When we did a project called 'Teihen'...
Even in 'Teihen', she was chosen as a queen.
There's a difference!
That's right.
Himura-san doesn't know about it, either.
Himura also participated in the quiz.
Each correct answer earns one point.
The member who earns the most points in the end...
Will receive a luxury product gift from Yoda!
Yes, I prepared it for you.
Yoda did?
Yes.
A luxury product gift.
Yoda, who is a perfectionist, prepared it for you.
Then, let's start...
The perfectionist Yoda Quiz!
What is Yoda's grandfather's name?
It's Tsugio-san...
Originally, it was supposed to be 'Taro'...
But his grandfather's mother...
Is it called 'born and brought up'?
In the round where they wrote their names...
They wrote it wrongly...
Since it was 'Jinan'...
They wrote it as 'Jinan'.
But it was reflected as it was...
It can't be helped.
So it became 'Tsugio'.
What is the origin of Yoda's name?
It wasn't originally like that...
It was originally supposed to be 'Tsugire'...
But...
It's here!
From this episode, it's shocking.
It's shocking!
It was supposed to be 'Taro'.
It was 'Taro-san', right?!
But, in the round of birth...
They wrote it wrongly...
Since it was 'Jinan'...
They wrote it as 'Jinan'.
So it became 'Tsugio'.
It's quite different!
It's super interesting!
So, from this episode of the name...
Yoda...
Yuki...
Why did it become 'Yuki'?
Even though it was 'Tsugire'...
It became 'Yuki'!
Yes!
Go ahead!
When I was born...
I cried, 'Yuki!'
That's how much you want to know, right?!
It's like...
It's like you're crying...
Yuki!
It's like you're crying...
Yuki!
Too bad.
So it's completely different!
What could it be?
Let's see the answer. Here it is.
Originally, it was supposed to be Sumire, but apparently it was too late for it to come out of her stomach and her face color was really bad and she wasn't cute at all.
Sumire was named after her and was said to be pitiful. Her father's name is Yuzo and her mother's name is Yuki, so she became Yuki between her father and mother.
I don't know this!
I'll never get this right!
I don't think your parents would have given you a name like Sumire the moment you were born.
She became cute in the end!
Right? Yoda.
Yes.
It was actually Sumire.
That's right, but apparently it wasn't Sumire's face and it became Yuki.
And for my grandfather, even though he was his first grandchild, he said "pitiful" and "ugly" in his car on his way home.
She wasn't that cute.
What kind of face was that?
She wasn't cute at all.
Out of all the babies in the world, I think she wasn't cute at all.
Okay, let's move on.
Yoda Quiz!
I want to win!
What does Yoda always cry about when he sees this?
That's right.
Grandfathers and grandmothers.
People who have passed away.
Close relatives.
I might cry when I see them.
What a touching reunion!
What is Yoda's most respected historical figure?
Historical figure?
It's hard!
That's fast!
Asuka Saito.
That's right!
I've heard of him as a person, but he has eight middle fingers.
I know!
That's good!
Everyone is starting to understand Yoda.
That's what they say!
But I've met someone like him.
Tetsuko Kuroyanagi.
I know!
Yukichi Fukuzawa.
I've never met him.
I don't know!
Here is the answer!
In history... Asada Mao-san.
In a broad sense, he is a historical figure in Japanese sports history.
Why did you say that?
I like watching figure skating since I was little and I got a lot of courage from Asada Mao-san.
Asada Mao-san... No, no, I hope you get courage from me.
In a broad sense, he is a historical figure in Japanese sports history.
What? He is a historical figure in Japanese sports history?
Well, you know...
Thank you very much.
I gave up.
If you can get even one point, you will be quite a winner.
What kind of program does Yoda want to appear in now?
Well, it may be difficult because of his personal life, but...
A program where you can interact with animals.
Something you can't interact with normally.
Here is the question. What kind of animal does Yoda want to interact with?
Here we go! It's a chance!
This is a chance!
Well, I think she is talking about animals.
Go ahead, Oguno!
Mammoth!
Something you can't interact with normally.
Mammoth!
Dog!
Not a dog!
Something you can't interact with normally.
Dog?
Wait a minute! Here is a hint!
It's an animal with hair.
An animal with hair?
Yes! A boar!
No, it's not.
One more time!
Wait a minute!
Oh, it was such a big hint!
I was about to give you a hint, but you said "animal with hair"!
It's because you said "animal with hair"!
A show that interacts with animals?
A big panda or a bear that you can't interact with normally.
Something like that.
This is embarrassing!
A big panda?
A big panda and a bear...
This is a good one!
I don't like it! I like pandas!
I like pandas!
It said "big panda", but you don't like "small panda"?
I don't like it!
That "I don't like it" was a bit crazy, but it's cute!
Even a small panda is cute!
At least I want more than you, Mr. Ohimura!
Really?
If you interact with something like that, people will think you are joking!
No, I want to be carried!
You want to be carried by a big panda?
Yes! It's like a dream!
It's like a dream!
This happens sometimes, too!
Oh, I see!
Yoda Quiz!
If Yoda could only take one thing with him to a deserted island, what would it be?
Something we can go back home with, like a boat.
A boat?
If we don't have a proof that we can go back home, we won't be able to enjoy a deserted island.
Like a boat?
What is it? Is it not allowed?
It's not allowed?
But we can turn on the lights and make fire if we work hard.
You can make fire, can't you?
What?
So, we rejected something like a boat we can go back home with.
But it's not like that.
It's not like that.
What is it, Mukai?
Me.
Mukai?
Oh, I see!
It's not like that.
Why? Why do you think like that?
That girl has always been Tengai.
She's always been Tengai.
I feel like she told me about it before.
Oh, really?
But it seems like it's not like that.
Oh, you want to bring Mukai to a deserted island?
You were going to leave it there, weren't you?
Okay, next one.
Salt.
Salt!
I see, you were about to say it.
Okay, next one.
Spear?
Spear.
I see, it's for survival.
Oh, Himura-san.
Swimsuit.
You said you wanted to have fun, didn't you?
Isn't it for swimming?
No, it's not like that.
I'll give you a big hint.
You were raised on an island, so you thought about it for survival.
Swimsuit!
Swimsuit is wrong.
Okay, Mukai.
Barbecue?
Barbecue, you like it, don't you?
It's wrong.
Gun!
That's correct!
I thought you wouldn't say it again!
I'm so happy!
Okay, let's see the correct answer.
Gun!
That's correct!
You can even light a fire.
If you work hard, you can light it.
Gun.
For when I become a doctor.
She thinks she can get a gun.
I can't think of a gun.
This is amazing.
She got 1 point.
You can't get a gun.
You can't get it?
But you said you can get anything.
Do you think you can get a gun in Japan?
If you get something like a sight.
Like a gun?
But if I fight a wild animal, I will definitely lose.
In that case, if you have a gun, you can fight.
It can even be food.
That's amazing.
She got 1 point.
She is a candidate for victory.
She will probably win.
Yoda Quiz.
What is Yoda's special skill?
Special skill...
There is no hint.
I got it.
Imitating an animal's cry.
Is this correct?
Well...
I will give you 1 point.
But there is more.
Oh, I see.
I got it.
Voice percussion.
Suddenly, Yoda will...
That's not it.
Yamashita.
DIY.
That's not it.
That's not your special skill, is it?
Cleaning drain pipes.
Special skill?
I will give you a hint.
There is something you can do around your face.
Yes, Ume.
Moving ears.
That's correct!
That's amazing!
I feel like I've seen it before.
There are more.
There are more?
There is one more around the face.
You can let your lymph out.
That's close.
Lymph.
You can let your chin out.
Chin out?
You can let it out.
That's correct!
What is that special skill?
Special skill...
My ears move a lot.
Can you see it?
My ears move a lot.
Can you see it?
It's true!
It's moving.
It moves a lot.
What about your face?
Chin out.
You can let your chin out.
Can you see it?
It's good for strong massages.
It doesn't hurt even if my dad pushes me hard.
They say it has iron in it.
Othello.
Othello is really strong.
I don't think I'll lose.
Imitating a dog's voice.
I think I've done it before.
I've been buying a dog since I was born.
I've been talking to the dog.
I'll answer it.
What did Yoda say?
It's difficult!
It's difficult! What is it?
What does "ruff" mean now?
Didn't you say it before?
Yes, Taramo.
"Thank you" all the time.
I remembered it!
"Thank you" all the time is wrong.
Let's connect it to "yoda" and cut it again.
I want to do it!
Yoda, do you remember it?
Yes, I do.
Let's do it again with a dog's cry.
Didn't you say it before?
It's wrong! Everything is wrong!
Can you do it again?
Didn't you say it before?
It's wrong! Everything is wrong!
But you are doing it.
"Waffle"?
If you say "waffle" like this, she will laugh.
You said you can talk.
If you say "waffle", she will laugh.
"Waffle"?
It's not "waffle".
Eno-jino.
It looks like it's going to rain today.
It's cute!
It looks like it's going to rain today.
Oh, no!
It's Ume.
The champion candidate, Ume.
I love you
It's close, but...
Too bad!
No, no.
It's correct! Please look at it!
Let's play!
Let's play! Someone didn't say it!
No one said it. Let's play!
That's right. I forgot it someday, but when I was little, I was searching for "dog" on the Internet.
I thought it meant "let's play" and if it was only "woo," it would be threatening, but after "woo," I said "woof," and it would wag its tail and come over here.
Did you talk to the dog properly?
We talked a lot.
Wow!
No, it's good.
There are prizes.
That's right.
Please do your best!
Himura-san, I want you to say it, too.
I got it!
I didn't get anything.
I want you to give it to Himura-san, too.
Why don't you call me a little bit?
Himura-san, too!
Yoda Quiz
What would you do first if Yoda switched with Himura?
I'd wake up and, if it were Himura-san, I'd jump about three times first, and then I'd walk around the city like that, and then I'd go to the massage shop and get a really strong massage.
What do you think you can win by playing against Yoda and Himura?
I wonder...
Oh, I see.
Here you are, Himura.
Look over there!
No, you're wrong.
Here you are, Kubo.
Sumo?
I'm going to win in sumo!
No, you're wrong.
But sumo...
Here you are, Hojo.
Finger sumo?
No, it's not finger sumo.
Here you are.
Hair sumo?
It's not hair sumo, Yuki.
Arm sumo?
It's not arm sumo, Agimoto.
Handshake sumo?
It's not handshake sumo.
Here you are, Temiya.
Wrestling?
Why all of a sudden?
I'm probably going to win!
Martial arts?
Karate!
Karate...
No, I'm going to win!
I have so many!
Shiri-zumo!
It's not shiri-zumo, is it?
Here you are, Hojo.
Ken-ken!
Correct!
Ken-ken-zumo!
What's ken-ken-zumo?
It's something you do while you're ken-kening.
I'm going to win!
There's still more.
Here you are, Moto.
Othello is...
Correct!
She said it!
What is it?
Ken-ken-zumo!
It's something you do while you're standing on one leg.
And hide-and-seek!
What is it?
Othello!
And...
It's something you drop while you're hanging.
Like a helmet.
It's something you do while you're taking off your clothes.
Like a round...
Like a horse.
You think you're weak at taking off your clothes?
I think I can win.
Because I beat Yome-chan.
Himura-san thinks you're weak.
She thinks you're weak!
Let me ask you a joke.
A joke.
Himura-san thinks you're weak at many things.
At many things.
But I'm strong!
But you can't lose even against Himura-san of ken- ken-zumo.
I think you're strong.
I have a good sense of balance.
I always cross narrow roads, bridges, and on top of logs.
Why?
I want to compete with you someday.
I want to!
Are you good at hiding?
I'm very good at hiding and I can't be noticed.
No way!
And I think I can hide in places where people don't go in.
I can climb high places and go low places.
I think I can stick to the ceiling, too.
What do you mean?
You stick to the ceiling?
I used to stick to the ceiling of my house's hallway for a while.
What?
When I was at home.
With hide-and-seek?
Yes.
Did you pull it with your hands?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
You're good at Othello.
I've been doing it with my grandpa since I was in elementary school.
I don't think I'll lose much.
With Tsugio?
With Tsugio-san?
That's right.
With Tsugio-san.
Yoda Quiz
How old can Yoda live?
I don't know.
Fifty.
What? No way!
What does Yoda eat on the last day of his life?
I like my usual meal.
What is Yoda's last meal of his life?
Here is the question. What does Yoda eat on the last day of his life?
Grapefruit.
Noah!
Correct!
What?
However, everyone, this is not one thing.
Anything else?
Panic.
Yes, it's okay. Buzzer C!
Well, that's probably why.
Yes, it's okay.
Grilled meat.
Yes, that's correct.
Yes, it's here.
Grilled sweet potato.
Yes, that's correct.
Everyone, give me a point.
Natto!
No, it's not.
There is something called "something natto".
Yes, it's here. Is it an arm?
Shredded natto!
What is it?
No, it's not. It's like a menu, isn't it?
Yes, it's here.
Chanja!
Yes, it's correct! Chanja natto!
I see!
White rice!
There's more!
Akanishigai!
Correct!
Wait a minute!
How do you know?!
I was like "what is this?!"
I see you eat a lot!
It's amazing that you got akanishigai right!
You eat a lot for the last meal of your life!
I like eating like I always do.
Like, I normally wake up in the morning and eat basashi and grapefruit...
That's not normal!
...and eat natto.
I ate it today as well, but I like eating natto with chanjai and rice.
Ah, you do eat rice.
For lunch, I eat akanishigai or sushi like a snack.
Or grilled meat.
I want to eat grilled peach as well.
You eat too much!
I also drink a little sake.
It's good that it's sake.
That's the last thing you want to eat in life.
Akanishigai!
Akanishigai...
Yoda!
What kind of akanishigai is it?
It's sold at 7-Eleven.
Akanishigai with sweet soy sauce and wasabi.
Isn't it like tsubugai?
That's right! I like it a lot.
Yoda, what do you eat for the last meal of your life?
Yes.
Usually, it's like sushi.
Ah...
Do you usually eat one of them?
One of them.
Like mom's curry rice.
Chanjai natto.
What is it?
Every day, I always eat wasabi, grapefruit and natto for breakfast.
It's my routine.
If I eat wasabi, I definitely want to eat grapefruit.
If I eat grapefruit, I definitely want to eat natto.
It's that order.
If you eat grapefruit, it's over.
In between.
I don't know what you mean.
In between.
The next is the final question.
The last one is a 5-point question with variety rules.
What would you do if you suddenly got a million yen?
First of all...
This quiz is not for you, Yoda!
What is your final answer?
The last question!
What would you do if you suddenly got a million yen?
I would change the floor of my house.
That's ideal.
One more time!
I would count it.
That's correct!
She is the winner!
What was that answer?
I thought you would count it.
You are the winner!
First of all...
I would count it from one.
Don't you want to count it?
Like "Is it true?"
That's not what I meant!
Yes, so Mukai's "counting" is correct! Mukai wins 5 points!
What is this?
So, Yoda has prepared a luxurious product and...
Ta-da!
Huh? What is it?
What is this?
It's just a kotatsu blanket I had at home.
Is this kotatsu blanket still not in use?
No, it's not.
Kotatsu blanket!
There's one more.
It's a jigsaw puzzle of the floor I replaced.
Is this a jigsaw puzzle?
It's a jigsaw puzzle!
What did you make it of?
After graduating from a three-color floor, I made a new floor...
Did you make it new?
I made it new.
It's pretty!
Huh?
Making this jigsaw puzzle is not fun at all!
It's quite...
It's difficult!
Well, I was really looking for a new jigsaw puzzle...
Are you serious?
Are you crazy?
We're like two different worlds.
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